Most Funniest Pride:

In USA,a machine is invented to catch thieves.They took it to different countries to test.

In UK, In 30 min it caught 50 thieves.

In Spain, In 30 min it caught 110 thieves.

In India, In 15 min the machine was stolen.

India Rocks.

Most Funniest & Cutest Warning:

As the thief was leaving the house,

Kid woke up and said ” take my school bag also or else I will wake up my mom “.

Funniest Report:

Postman brings “Posts”,
Milkman brings “Milk”,
Paperman brings “Paper”,

Then, why does a Fireman brings “Water”, Something wrong. Please solve it to the earliest.

Smile always, It costs you nothing….